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At 5:55 am, Fred asked the gas station attendant when the Beer Closet opened. She replied 6 am, to which he responded, I can't wait that long.
Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"
What a football/soccer supporter throws when he is upset that his team is loosing
"When I went to a D.C. United match I got hit in the head with African beer bottle
What a drunk supporter at a football/soccer match throws when he is upset that his team is losing
"When I was at the D.C. United match I got hit with African beer bottle"
When a light-skinned black dude mouthfucks a chick after rubbing ice on his dick until it's numb.
Man, Jennifer really liked that Root Beer Throat I gave her last night!
When someone swallows a full load of semen, and chases it with soda.
"Man that Stacy girl gave me a righteous root beer throat."
A good friend who deliberately steals some of your beer while you are otherwise occupied, i.e. going to a toilet, adoring a pretty girl/boy/centipede, while you are in a bar.
Oh f*ck, I think that Beer Magpie did it again. (staring at a half empty beer glass)
Lie you usually tell your wife when going for a cold one with your friends.
Guy: I'm going to bar with my friends.
Wife: so you're gonna get wasted like last time?
Guy: nah I'm gonna have only one beer