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Post digging

Sharing something on Facebook with the intention of a certain person seeing it (usually an insult)

I'm so sick of Michael post digging, everyone knows who he's targeting.

by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024


post nut

Same as hindsight. Someone says they knew something all along after receiving information but they actually know nothing.

Woman: What's your sign?
Man: I'm a Leo.
Woman: I knew it!
Man: I'm actually a Capricorn.
Woman: That make sense because that is exactly what a Capricorn would do.
Man: You're post nutting I'm actually a Scorpio.

by PapasFritas March 23, 2023


Post-Masturbation paralysis

The moment that last 10-15 seconds after masturbation when you are immobile because you are questioning the existence of everything or you just beat your meat to hard

Bro last night I beat my meat and I couldn't move afterwards

That's just the Post-Masturbation paralysis, it's normal

by Assaddition November 17, 2019


post-orgasm torture

Post-orgasm torture, also known as “orgasm denial” or “sexual teasing,” is a BDSM practice involving the prolongation of intense sexual pleasure beyond orgasm. This consensual act involves withholding stimulation immediately after climax, heightening sensitivity (extreme sensitivity for intense orgasm), and inducing discomfort or even pain (pleasurable pain), such as Edging, Denial, Ruined orgasms,Forced orgasms,Forced arousal. While it can intensify pleasure for some, it may induce frustration or discomfort for others. Clear communication, trust, and mutual consent are crucial in practicing post-orgasm torture safely and ethically.

a bator, cbt lover.

Master give me post-orgasm torture after my twice orgasm.

by playcbt March 21, 2024


Post-season Depression

A period of minor depression following the end of a sports season. It is most common in high school athletes.

Person 1: “Damn, I just ain’t been right since the track season ended”
Person 2: “You got some post-season depression

by august rain June 6, 2022


Hitching Post

When a gay gentlemen goes to the bar or club looking to tie down some dick for the night

(at the bar)
Ron: Where did Drake go?
Nathan: He's Hitching Post with that officer or there

by TheyCallMeElmo May 15, 2021


Kristoffer Post Byriel

A slang for a mordbid and oboxious Dungeons & Dragons monster. It exists in gutters, sewers and otherwise polluted areas, adventures braving these areas will often face an enraged kristoffer post byriel. Kristoffer post byriels are armed with ferocious remarks and conversation starters used decades ago. This may be a cruel weapon but Kristoffer post byriels true strenght lies in it's ability to annoy it's prey to the brink of suicide.

Surprisingly enough for their species, instead of mating with their kin they will often be found mating with local farm animals or domestic animals in general.

"Watch out for that byriel!"
"I think i saw a post in the stables yesterday"
"My lord that Kristoffer is gruesomely annoying!"
"A good sword or two will take care of that Kristoffer Post Byriel!"

by SpaceHamster January 4, 2012