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Ride on cars are the coolest fucking thing ever invented.
"Ride on cars are the coolest fucking thing ever invented."
-Huggbees
The best and only form of transportation, available at 3 am. You are accompanied by Roro, a tall, dark, handsome, and broody man with a thicc ass booty 🍑💦, on a walk down the most dangerous streets.
Who uses Uber these days? Roro-Ride is where it’s at.
Jean: I'm so stressed about the test.
Billy Korn: Bro you should just Winona ride it out...
Going home with one of the few promiscuous women that frequent the Cedar Tavern or other small Polish town bar, and proceeding to have sexual coitus. Also, see village bicycle.
I stopped into to the tavern for a few pints, ended up drinking all night and decided to go for a Polish bicycle ride.
It is when u dont wanna pay for a train ticket and u just hide in the toilet for an hour cuz you are broke as shit
Willy : Fuck i dont have money for the ticket
Daniel: what are u gonna
Willy: guess i am doing the bosnian train ride
It is when u dont wanna pay for a train ticket and u just hide in the toilet for an hour cuz you are broke as shit
Willy : Fuck i dont have money for the ticket
Daniel: what are u gonna
Willy: guess i am doing the bosnian train ride
When a Lyft or Uber driver turns on both apps, going available, and waits for a ride request to come in from a potential passenger, rather than getting in their vehicle and driving towards where it's busier.
Ride-sharing dejected un-glorified carpooling dejected un-glorified taxi unappreciated underappreciated dejected low-paid underpaid immediately homeless with 3 or less stars peon driver pee’d on driver from your couch
#Ride-sharing #dejected un-glorified #carpooling #dejected un-glorified #taxi #unappreciated
#dejected low-paid UNDERPAID #immediately homeless with 3 or less stars #peon driver #pee’d on driver
#from #your #couch
Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm staying right here, ride-surfing, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, ((wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
"Bru, no, way, I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin'! and staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things. Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish! I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!. Ridesharin' is the shizn
"Bru, no way.
I ain't going out there! I'm Ride-surfin' & staying right HERE, with my filet mignon and homemade whiskey BBQ sauce, heavy on the whiskey, (wink wink), my 6-pack of Guinness, and the entire season 2 of Stranger Things.
Season 1 was fantastic, and I've been waiting all season for it to finish!
I can't wait to binge-watch that all damn day and all damn night!
Actually, I hope I DON'T get any rides or make any money!
Ride-surfing is the shiznit!