he is an obnoxious human and is bad at everything he tries he needs to get fucked in the asshole and never see the light of day again. he has two younger brothers and they are both better than him.
sam is a dickhead.
A very crazy person, disgusting at the same time. He has some issues with his brain so treat him kindly, but otherwise he is a great person that makes everybody laugh out loud.
A nice boy who is pleasant to be nice to and overall wholesome but you can bring a dirty side out of him.
Person:I have wholesome friend
Friend: Probaly a Sam
Sticky hair (not just his head). Used to be asian but after much plastic surgery is now white. Gets up at half five in the morning and runs in the dark with ankle weights on solving a rubick's cube. Likes his gym time.
-I touched Sam's hair earlier.
-Unlucky mate, did you get stuck?.
A person with an inverted penis and zero sense of style. He will buy expensive ass things with his dads cancer fund and use them for one day. People will walk around hard as a rock then see Sam and become soft as a New Zealand kids mouth.
Hot girl 1: Ew, look at that Sam
Hot girl 2: he asked me out and I tried to kick him in the balls until I realized he doesn't have any
Can be a boy or girl.
A person who thinks they are better then anyone else. Hates imperfect people and only likes the people like them. Yells a lot
Person 1: “ hey look there goes Sam”
Person 2: “ I heard that he is a mean person. Is that true?”
Person 1: “yes it is”