One who is a legend among ordinary men, is capable of withstanding unthinkable amounts of alcohol without being phased, shows no mercy, and still leaves time to party after a hard day of kicking ass.
Justin is a true man god, kicking the devil's ass like that.
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The rank higher than both Best Boi and Good Boi. God Boi is the strongest entity with superior control over everything. He has the most followers on Instagram and not a lot on Twitter (He actually doesn't use Twitter). He spends most of his free time playing Vehicle Simulator on Roblox. He climbed to the top with his G.O.D. B.O.I. points.
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The God who comes around once a year, staying as long as he wants, to make your Birthday or Birthday Week bomb as fuck by giving you random perks.
Omg the cashier at tacobell just gave me my whole meal for free. Thank you birthday god!
It hasn't rained for my whole birthday week in SEATTLE, Birthday God must love me.
I must have been extra good this year because Birthday God just got me a free Hot Air Balloon ride tomorrow morning
My religion is the Birthday God.
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A very buff attractive male, but only 5'4, and wears fake yeezys
Are you familiar with Toned God? He sells fake Yeezys
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A god that can summon minos in the ocean. He protects all minos.Some say he can be located in Miami or Marco Island. He is also called Paul the Masforroll.
All minos fear the wrath of the Mino God.
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Stronger Version of God Dammit
God Fukkit!! I locked the keys in fuckin car again!
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Similar to being a God Parent. In the event your spouse dies of natural or unnatural causes you have a back up wife to fill the void left by the passing of your wife.
It is a total bummer my wife died. Luckily I have a God Wife to do my laundry.
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