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David has huge penis, smells good,mega sex lord eats chicken and likes to punch his friends
Vilela:i am so autistic
David: I'm a david
More often than not this is a term used to describe a vertically challenged, husky(very husky) human that resembles a Weeble. Yes…weebles wabble but they don’t fall down.
“mommy! mommy” screams little Timmy as he is walking home with his mom from the library. “It’s a giant Weeble and it’s alive”. “Oh Timmy, no need to be afraid son, that’s not a giant human Weeble” says his mother. “Thats just David”
he’s the gayest purrrrson ever
is that david? he’s sooooo gay
Cute ass nigga wit a big dick and a good since of humor he like girls and he will take your girl if he think she cute
The act of a homeless citizen pulling out of the female genitalia before ejaculating and excreting their semen via the genitalia.
"That homeless fuck did a David"
"Lindsay failed to do a David on Sylvia"
Literally the Strongest person known to man Kind. David’s are always hench and spend most of the time at the gym
David is Hench
The guy who will
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never and I mean never run around and desert you.
Girl: Oh my god David never let me down