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Socks on Cocks

when you aggressively nut into clothing

Babe I just pulled a socks on cocks
“Nice”

by lebumdum March 10, 2022


Pulling up your socks

The act of visiting the rest room, for the explicit purpose of a ancle gripping defecation. Specifically dropping ones pants to the floor, allowing clear and unimpeded access to ones "socks".

"After eating gas station sushi, you're going to be pulling up your socks."

"Jennifer has ben pulling up her socks all afternoon?"

"After tacos and cerveza that bad, Ryan will be pulling your socks up."

by the Mixican Joker November 21, 2024


SOCK CHILDREN

What's created after impregnating a piece of cotton or wool footwear

Mother: Why is your son socks always so moist

Father : Their full of SOCK CHILDREN and you're about to drown them

by Mileslongrod February 26, 2024


copper sock

When you fill her butthole full of dryer lint and Fuck it until a new sock appears around your cock.

Man, I was missing one of my favourite knee highs for so long that I decided to give my girl a copper sock and make one myself. I copper socked her so hard she was farting the scent of bounce sheets all week, and I am still trying to pick the scuzz off my junk.

by Coppersock September 29, 2017


Your Mother Sews Socks In Hell!

A popular miss hearing and parody of the quote “your mother sucks cocks in hell” from the 1974 horror film, The Exorcist

If someone were to talk about The Exorcist you’d tell them “your mother sews socks in hell!”

by LiquidLaunch October 18, 2023


sock pedal

When an occasion arrises in which you have to leave in a hurry so you end up operating a vehicle with socks and no shoes.

My girl said she home alone so I hit that sock pedal.

by liludallas November 3, 2015


Sock picker

Someone who picks the lint off people's socks

Storm, the professional sock picker, surgically removes fuzz balls from Moira's sock.

by Sparklysnail November 13, 2016