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When you're outside having sex and you're ass is facing the wind and the wind blows up your arse a bit. Like if you part your arse a bit it'll get wind up it.
Y'know when you're at the park and you get wind up your bum crack just at the wrong time and your whole body shrivels up into a little raisin and you pull this face...
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Definition 1: A Free Crack Giveaway at 5 o'clock.
Definition 2: A really good deal
Definition 3: An Out-of-Control Party
ex. 1: A five o'clock free crack give away, wow , that's a low price!
ex. 2: A free car? That's a five o'clock free crack give away
ex. 3: Jesus, this partie's like a 5 o'clock free crack give a way.
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An expression of farewell. Usually said at the end of work
Paul: "It's time to go home"
Mark: " Yep i'm done. See ya when your bum cracks!!"
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person 1: hey bro how are you doing
person 2: i licked my own ass crack
person 1: how bro i wanna try
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A phrase used in internet forums to confess having masturbated to a posted pic or story. Frequently used to express appreciation for a pic or story even if actual masturbation hasn't taken place. Occasionally used ironically or to be comedically inappropriate.
Example 1: <user posts pic of a PAWG> ... I just cracked me one off.
Example 2: <I just found out that my mother has terminal brain cancer> ... I just cracked me one off .
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When you drink, typically beer or some other alcoholic beverage, with the boys and have a good time.
"Hey, you able to hang out this weekend?"
"Sure, we'll be Cracking open a cold one with the boys."
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What happens to every person on this site that posts something stupid and hateful against Republicans, Christians, Americans, the British, rock music, and George W. Bush. G** Dammit we're tired of this bullshit.
Just keep saying something about my Republican comrades, and you'll get your mother fuckin cranium cracked!!!
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