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Person a: where is your turd driver
Person b : what
Person a: plunger A PLUNGER
The largest shit you ever taken
Guy: I just took a big giant humongous turd!
Someone who uses the toilet brush to force their turd down and leaves chunks of shit on it!
I just about vomited all in the girls bathroom... I was cleaning the toilet and the toilet brush was covered in shit! It was aweful.. That damn turd culprit strikes again!
First of the morning turd
I took a turd whisle this morning.
Someone who frequently brings up "in my day" and "it's a generational thing" while drinking and talking smack in public arenas. Also, as bad as he/she is, STILL better than a Stubby. In effect, a 1-up Stubby Boomer.
"Man, kids these days don't even pronounce the "T" in words like button and mitten. In my day, we ALWAYS pronounced the T's! Either way, I'm still a leg up on a Stubby."
"I know, pops. You were the man back then. A regular ol' Taquila Turd."
A term used for an individual who deserves to be compared to a floating peice of shit.
Will: "Ted must be manstrating, he is acting like a real turd barge today"
A condition that occurs, when hold you poop so long it starts to grow fur.
Dude... I got to find a rest stop. I’m growing a major fur turd. || OR || Bridget’s being a real grump. Maybe she’s pregnant with a fur turd.