walking with your penis instead of your legs
man i was so bricked i had to woody walk home
to make a joke during a walk so bad that you sneeze everywhere.
A cop, or anyone who thinks they’re allowed to violate your rights doing something not allowed in their power. So you take them to court, easily win the case, and receive a large sum of money.
The cop that tried to arrest me without committing a crime is a walking lottery ticket. I’ll win in court rather easily.
When someone throws their clothes on the floor rather than using wardrobes and drawers, to the extent that it is impossible to go into the room without walking on the clothes.
"I checked my 17-year-old foster kid's bedroom and I couldn't believe how untidy it was! It wasn't a walk-in wardrobe, it was a walk-ON wardrobe!"
When someone has to strip naked and put a sock over his penis, then crawls through the hall squealing like a pig.
Wilbur its time for your pig walk.
do you know the three w’s of walking?