A cocky MOFO that thinks he knows everything. Can be really nice sometimes. Always wants to be in the popular group but is never let in.
Guy in Cool Group: Should we invite Jake over?
Cool Group: Nah
The worst person to enter your life. He will single handedly ruin your life by gaslighting and lying to you. He is definitely not above 5’7. Has aggressive mommy issues that makes him foul to be around. Jake’s are narcissists who think they are right about everything and cannot listen to anyone but themselves.
“Have you seen Jake?”
“Oh you mean the short asshole?”
“Yep that’s him”
Jake is a Chadly gentleman with a massive ding dong. Dude throws bars in English and is a god at biology. Plants are his specialty and women are his game. His dance moves are exactly 10,000 times better than the following mortal dancer.
Where is Jake.
In the bathroom unrolling his dingulus
The biggest dickhead ever you'll ever meet. Jake can be a boy or girl and you will never know what they are. If they are a boy he will have the lowest amounts of testosterone ever humanely possible.
Woah she has more testosterone than Jake.
Pro Gangplank and Kai'sa onetrick.
Greatest league player to ever exiest
Dude that Jake is so fucking good at Gangplank!