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Bar Mitzvah’d men in the front of the car, everyone else in the back
Kid 1: Hey why does Noah’s dad always let him ride shotgun? Whenever i’m in the car my older sister rides up front
Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew
Riding alone in the back seat of a car when the passenger seat is vacant and your friend is driving or chauffeuring you around.
"I saw Ted riding Jew after Paul dropped off Chico."
The opposite of Ride or Die (being there for someone no matter what, through good AND bad times). A "RIDE AND BYE" friend, is when someone that you believed was a good one, actually turns out to be a "fair-weathered" one. You eventually realize, they always seem to be around for the fun times, but when things get serious (when you often need friendship the most), they are always M.I.A. They're typically full of excuses and unapologetic, because they usually don't feel they've done anything wrong. This kind of friend is sometimes referred to as a "User" or a "Good Time Charlie", who are definitely the "ride and bye" type and NOT "ride or die"!
"I finally realized Lori was a "RIDE AND BYE" type friend, when she never came over to help when I broke my leg, but was always the first person at the door for my epic parties!"
(A sexual act) A guy gives a naked girl a piggy back ride whilst her pussy rubs up and down his bumpy spine.
“Dude I can’t believe that he gave her a Pussy-Back Ride, I didn’t know that they were freaky like that.”
“I heard he gave her a Pussy-Back Ride if you know what I mean…”
The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married
Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”
A woman that choose to layer their first layer of "boy shorts" with a second layer of "boy pants" ie sweatpants.
Amanda walked into the bar with her reboks with the straps and didn't realize that she was exhibiting the lesbian low ride with her sweaty sweaty sweat pants.
Phrase used by motorcyclists to describe the experience of riding in congested urban areas.
"We call it combat riding - everywhere else, you presume the drivers just can't see you, but here you have to presume they CAN see you, and are actively trying to kill you."