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A stupid old lady who you wanna killlll.
Speed up you old hag.
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Describing a location, typically a lounge or steakhouse, reeking of wealth, lit by candles and a fireplace, furnished with large leather chairs and decorated with oil paintings of fox hunts.
My boss took me out to his private club for cigars and brandy, it was sweet, so very old man luscious.
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a skateboarding move that consists of any old school shit. i.e. grabbing the board and spinning it and stuff
look at that old school trickey down the 3 set
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Japonese torture technique known as "Ranlofan". The testicles are removed from a criminals scrotum, and the eyes are removed from his head. The testicles are then placed in the eye sockets, and the eyes are sewn into his scrotum-- all while he is awake.
"In punishment for molesting midgets, I condemn you to the old switch-er-oo!"
"NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE!"
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A cancerous kid who acts like a badman, listens to stormzy and Lil Pump and wanks to Fortnite porn. For example in the uk 12 year olds can be seen riding around in packs with their BMX wearing man bags and saying fuck/fucking in every sentence. The best way to identify a 12 year old is to look for a midget wearing Nike or Adidas tracksuit and with their hair very short on the sides but long on top.
However these are only the apex 12 year olds. The other type is more innocent, they play Minecraft, Roblox or Fortnite and suck off their teacher at school, they will snitch on anyone who doesn't respect the rules.
I don't play Fortnite anymore because 12 year olds have taken over.
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a good gag to pull on an unsuspecting gullable person who you are close with
i.e. lay in bed and pull a used tampon from the crotch hole and hold it in ur hand by the string and yell "ahhhhh, i found a mouse, a dead fuckin mouse" and watch the other person scream in horror until he/she realizes what it really is..then they uuuke
"Hey, Janifer...look...i found a dead mouse"
"EWWWWWWWWWWWW"
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