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When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk.....and unable to walk
Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a ham
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When Olympic silliness reaches such heights that you can virtually smell the mascots.
Have you walked around downtown Vancouver lately? Smells like Quatchi.
Security for the 2010 Vancouver Winter Games is costing nearly $1billion? Smells like Quatchi.
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*dad dies*
Me: it really be like that sometimes
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When something unfortunate (sometimes fortunate) happens to someone or something.
Person 1: Damn, bro. I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me. That fucking thot.
Person 2: Damn, bro. It really be like that sometimes.
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When a member of the male race, usually in an alcohol enhanced state enters a foreign toilet either without light or is unable to find the light switch, he develops the innate ability to urinate with extreme accuracy,(in some case's more so than if he was aided by illumination), using only the sound produced by his strong and mighty stream against the unsuspecting water, and an initially well placed shot and thus pissing into the bowl while avoiding the walls much as a bat would fly around a cave.
Toilet guest one: Good news or bad news first?
Toilet guest two: Good
One: The toilet has heated floors
Two: whats the bad?
One: theres a leak and the light is blown
Two: ... Oh seams pissing like a bat isnt my forte.
One: o.0
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The act of doing something retarded
Person 1: I just got scammed
Person 2: what a gio be like moment
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To be hung like a squirell is when you penis is so small you van only see you nuts and no penis.
Yo dawg you are so small you are hung like a squirrel.
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