polar bear kiss

When one person goes in for an aggressive kiss and the other goes in for a passionate, gentle kiss. This results in their faces slamming together in unintentional violence.

Occasionally, the two grunt in pain, or in other words growl as a polar bear would.

"My first kiss was a total mess. 100% polar bear kiss. I thought he loved me, but instead he rammed in face into mine."

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White grizzly bear

An insult meaning whore, slut, or slutty-whore; commonly mistaken for polar bear

Oh my god, she is such a white grizzly bear.

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Cross-eyed Bear

A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the nose of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two parties.

It's what Alanis Morissette is talking about in the song "You Oughta Know".

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wanker bear

A song that is funny.
An insult.
Calum Walsh.

I'm a wanker bear ect.

You wanker bear!

"Hello, I'm Calum!"

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Don't Feed the Bears

A phrase clearly stating, "Don't Feed the Bears" this rule is best followed if one cares about his or her puny pathetic life. Otherwise just screw it, feed the friggin' bear.

"Billy! I said not to feed the bears!"
"but pa'"
"No! Not buts, this is the last time i get you a fake body part!"

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Teddy Bear Stuffer

A person who like to insert his Penis into a teddy bear hole. Usually a hole in the rear or front on the bear.

Mitch likes to Stuff Teddy Bears on his spare time

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Benny Boo Bear

It is a rare breed of bear native to Southern California. Near extinction, there is only one Benny Boo Bear living in captivity. Currently it is being held at the Chez Ronee. Boo Bears are noted for their strict diets of cottage cheese, soy milk, and organic butter. Boo Bears are on the verge of extinction due to their affinity for self mutilation and their latent suicidal tendencies.

Look at that Benny boo bear listening to emo music and cutting himself.

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