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When you splooge in a chick during sex and on your last thrust your shaft gets covered in your own cum but you never clean it off. Later in the day though when you clean your bone off the dried cum looks like dust falling off!
Killian was smashing Riley’s snatch last night and never cleaned his knob off after cream pieing her. A couple hours later bone dust was falling off his schlong when he took his dick out to piss
what shall soon become the remnants of your spinal cord
you don't have your mask on sir so now your spine will become Bone Dust
Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:
1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.
2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.
3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.
“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”
“I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”
“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”
a guy who gets a boner and goes on a fucking spree with every dog he sees when he's outside
person 1: I think that guy has the case of crazy bones!!
person 2: oh yeah I see it he's fucking every dog in the park
1: When the last person hasn’t responded to your message
2: When you haven’t responded to the other person’s message
3: When the conversation ended a while ago
iMessages: Today 10:20pm
“T bone”
“Mb bro”
Short tubby Male usually 5'5" to 5'10". Most common birth names Ben, Brian,Brett, Benjamin.
Daaaaaymmmm look at that T bone
When you commence in the frick frack patty whack (have sex) while executing the infamous T pose.
I T-boned her so hard last night that she called me her steak daddy. I shot my steak sauce all over her!!!