The inevitable consequence of a sweaty and badly wiped arse. Particularly common in Magaluf
Jay sus when i ran out of arse wipe this morning i never thought I'd be on this beach wiping bum crack gravy with the missus' t shirt
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Yasmine F.
Me : I failed science class
My friend : you dumb idiot bum
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The exact opposite of a "pick me up".
When Jackson died in that twenty car pile up last week it was a pretty big bum me out.
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A dance where one violently pokes his/herself in the botty.
Colin:"Francesca! Stop doing the pokey bum dance!"
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A more subtle way for men to state they would like to have sex with a girl if they could.
Paul: "Holy shit! Look at that brunette in the short skirt. I would totally pee in her butt."
Zack: "Yep. #1 in tha bum."
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A physical characteristic that afflicts a disproportionate number of women in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia. Its primary quality is a flatness of the buttocks that is so extreme that the tops of the thighs appear to slide into the shoulder-blades without significant outward interruption.
He: Look, there's Bob's really cute girlfriend. She's from Halifax, Nova Scotia.
Friend: Yea, she's cute alright, but she's got Nova Scotia slide bum.
He: Yikes! Now that she's turned sideways, I see what you mean: she's got practically no ass at all!
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A term used by many people to describe someone that bum licks to get to the top of a hierarchical chain.
Man, John is a hierarchical little bum licker