You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

You can put pajamas on a tiger too… but why would you?

Beer Can Mike

Offical traed mrkl of DOGECAN HELL YAeh.! Beer can Mike is a hermit. Berr can Miek eats cox n bolz. Mike's beer can is about as big as a beer can. Beercan Mike recycles. Good for him. #belikemike

Person 1: "Well I was headed over to beer can Mike and Cody's today."
Person 2: "Does he was some of my beer cans?"
Person 1: "Probably."

<.7.9.7.6.>We Can Do The Same Thing<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>We Can Do The Same Thing<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>We Can Do The Same Thing<.7.9.7.6.>

Pringle canning

The brave act of fisting an asshole on either male or female, but you can’t go past the knuckles cause it’s bigger than a Pringles can 😉

I fisted a chick like pringle canning but I couldn’t go past my knuckles because it’s was like reaching for Pringles at the end of can.

can of dip

1: phrase meaning yea im good
2: the previous statment was completly random and sounds like a good idea

1: Hey john you good?, Yea can of dip!!
2: Wanna go bull ridin?, Dude can of dip

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

Anybody can Put Anything on Urban Dictonary

Anything

Waddup guys i identify as Anybody can Put Anything on Urban Dictonary