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a 2-litre soda bottle filled with water and with holes poked on the top, perfect for watering some plants in an apartment with no hose.
Papa please teach me on how to make a apartment watering can.
Yes, we can. And nobody would ever know anything.
We can do whatever we want. Manipulate whoever we want. Dumfuqs
A giant dick that ejects funny tasting semen
"Owen has a monster can cock"
"How do you know"
"Don't ask"
A ukulele with a mace attached at one end. The proverbial opposite of a mullet.
“Wow that you-can-flaily is really party in the top, business in the back!”
Buying anything you want regardless of value under the basis you could probably sell if for more in the future;
Confidence in your hustler ambition.
Accountant: You really shouldn't buy that car right now.
Me: I can flip it
A phrase used to describe the finality of a decision made by someone.
Once someone has made a decision and can not back out of it.
Derives from the immature act of sticking one's thumb in a can and attempting to pull it back out.
Jim: Why don't you just leave her?
Ted: I can't mate, I've got my thumb in the can now.
Wish I'd have said no to that promotion...now I've got my thumb in the can.
When you don’t want teacher to know your asking your friend to rip their juul
Ted: Can I sip your suul?
Madi: yea bro