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David is a fatty and he is matejas bitch
When david talks you just say shut up fatty
Someone who still has so much positive things on urban dictionary yet he’s probably a dick to his best friends
Omg look it’s David! He seems so nice!
Nah he’s such a bitch to me.
"David" implies someone is a massive cunt.
"Mate you're such a David, piss off."
Hey David...
Hym "David... When I coach UFC fighters... THEY WIN... 100% OF THE TIME... I have a 100% victory track record... Andrew Tate shovel hook... Daniel Peña vs Michael Paige... Strickland vs Adesanya... Justin vs YOUR GUY... 100%... The Demi-God of victory... I am Hym..."
David is a great person, a beast in bed with a black person dick. He can satisfy any women even Lana Rhodes. Amazing kisser and even makes man fall in love with him.
Also he is an amazing student and a great friend.
A David is usually tall, 6'1, with short curly hair and brown eyes. David will have weirdly girly hands, even though he plays basketball and constantly carries one around school. You'll often see him walking with his boyfriend Luke and ignoring everyone around them. They're that couple. David has small dick energy but his ethnicity means you know he's packing. He plays a baritone saxophone in a band and says he enjoys it, but everyone knows he does it to keep his "mom" happy. He's not naturally smart but he excels in school despite showing up 10 minutes late to every class because the gym is always at the other end of the school. David is a friendly giant but he's a bit slow sometimes. Especially when he's playing along to backing tracks. David doesn't like the Miami Boy's Choir because he lives under a rock. Sad David :(
"Baby, is that David?"
"I think so"
"God David"