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A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.
If you don't stop acting like a dickweed, I'm going to have to kick your ass.
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Acronym: Devil Incarnate as Cowboy Kidnapping Countries Hiding Enemies which Never Existed over Yonder
The Middle East must protect themselves from another Dick Cheney.
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Similar to whiskey dick except brought on by a small intake of colorful fruity drinks created to satisfy women. Closet homesexuals often experience this problem after drinking 2 daiquiris and attempting to put their dick in an orifice other then a man's asshole.
As Brett was unable to summon his fantasy of a hairy bear he suffered from daiquiri dick then passed on the naked girl and slept to watch gossip girl another day.
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Getting caught in the middle of a rape.
In this weeks rapists weekly we lost one of our own, as Dr. Jain was caught red dicked with one of his patients.
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That girl that is super flirty with you and makes you think she wants to fuck you but in reality never will so she slings her "fine ass pussy lasso" around your cock and drags you around to wherever she wants to go.
Usually a broad that has one, possibly more, hopeless dudes under the age of 22/23 just tagging along with her on her random ass paces around the club/bar.
Haha did you see that hot chick and the poor guy she brought with her that's stuck following her around the bar. Ya, stay away from that dick wrangler.
Dude we gotta stop following your friend, shes just a dick wrangler.
Wow no wonder all those girls became friends with each other over the years. They're all just a buncha fuckin dick wranglers.
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Sushi Dick is another term for foul smelling dick and/ or balls. You get sushi dick when you don't shower or clean yourself after having sex.
If you have sex in the morning and don't shower afterwards or clean yourself by the early afternoon your genital area starts to emit a foul smell.
"Man....I have crazy Sushi Dick right now! I haven't showered since I left her house last night.
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The greatest defensive player in NFL history. Butkus played linebacker for the Chicago Bears and won the Heisman trophy when he was in college. Probably his greatest accomplishment came when he was voted the greatest defensive player of the 20th century.
Dick Butkus favorite hobby..............
HITTING!!!!!!
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