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A talent-less male who only desires to befriend professional athletes or 'sponsored' individuals in hopes of a fame-by-association type relationship. Particularly in extreme sports.
Man, John used to be my best friend until he became a Pro-bro. Now he won't answer my phone calls.
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noun. A secret posse of crazed, shirtless midshipmen who randomly invade the rooms of others inside Bancroft Hall while listening to Pennywise's "Bro Hymn" as loud as possible. During the hymn session, the victim's room is utterly and totally pulverized.
verb. The destruction of a Bancroft Hall room by the Bro Hymn. Said destruction is one of the highest honor's one can achieve while at usna, and leads to initiation into the Bro Hymn.
Dude, we bro hymn'ed the shit out of Fogedad's room last night, but Reagdad was a huge pussy and cried afterwards.
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Bro time is when bros get together at lunch time and talk about sports and pussy. Another alternative to sports talk is an unneccesary debate on the existence of kidney stones and what purpose they serve in our universe.
Brooooooooooooo, its bro time. Brooooooooooooo, goldfish are the shit. Bro, you got a nickel?
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A woman of romantic interest that you introduce to your close circle of bro's only to find that she compulsively hits on one or all of your friends, even though you have clearly stated your intentions toward her. In the worst of cases a Bro-Hoe may evolve into a Friend-Fucker.
"I introduced this girl I've been hooking up with to my bro's and by the end of the night I saw her holding hands with one of them."
"Weak dude, you've got yourself a Bro-Hoe. Instead of finding people for herself she latches onto someone with bro's and tries to play all of you."
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What you say to someone after they have attempted to troll you to hell.
Person A: (A long streak of trolling)
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: WTF does that mean??!!
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: STFU
Person B: Coolstory bro.
Person A: OMG SHUT UP GET OUT.
And It Goes On. TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS.
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The awkward situation in which you and your bro are at a party etc. and he could get mad dome from a hot chick. But you can't leave to room or you are stuck in bed because you are so drunk and don't know whats going on. So you must Bro-Up and take one for the team.
Guy1-Me and Jimmy were at this mad rager last night... Some weird shit happened though
Guy2- What went down?
Guy1- Well jimmy was able to get dome from Linda but I was so drunk and I wasn't sure what to do because I felt trapped.
Guy2-So what did u decided to do?
Guy1- Well I decided to.. Bro-Up
Guy2-- DAMN word bra best mayne
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A girl who tried to take on living life as a bro.
Bro #1: did you see that femme-bro?
Bro #2 yeah man, who does she think she is kickin' a snapback and sweats?
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