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I want suking your pusssy full night sweetheart

Perv pickup line, He or she wants to suck your pussy the whole night.

Perv: Hey
Girl: Hi
Perv: I want suking your pusssy full night sweetheart
girl: *disconnects*
perv: your tits big? never mind.

by Swede July 1, 2018

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


You hate Three Dog Night and The Guess Who

I believe I posted some of their songs and some of them never went through.

You hate Three Dog Night and The Guess Who?

I quite like some of their songs. I cannot stand Bachman-Turner Overdrive though. I heard their songs over and over till I got sick of them.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 10, 2020

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Reading urban dictionary alone at night while also naked as a male

Not a good idea…

It is not good to be Reading urban dictionary alone at night while also naked as a male.

by Forgive Marcel February 16, 2023


Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

Let me guess, this is all over your for you page but you don’t get it. Let me help, but I could really use a wish right now.

✯ πŸ›© I Β° β€’ .Β°β€’
✨ * I πŸ’«
. β€’ πŸ¦„ I 🐦. β€’
πŸ‘š l πŸ‘•
Β° β˜… β€’ πŸ‘– I πŸ‘– β€’ .Β°β€’
▁▂▃▄▅▆▇▇▆▅▄▃▂▁

πŸ¦„: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
🐦: I could really use a wish right now. Wish right now. Wish right now.

by Unicornbirds August 3, 2021

13πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


M. Night Shama Lama Ding Dong Ding Dong Dang

it is a tune you would sing if you wanted to say M. Night Shyamalan's name in a different way

i just saw one of M. Night Shama Lama Ding Dong Ding Dong Dang's movies

by Nick Farlen January 26, 2011

31πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night

it means...1. dude this is so cool...2. What happends when Prefontaine is running in his tighty whities at 2:30 am with a pack of stray grey-eyed wolves through the forest.

Blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night

by Summers Eve March 1, 2005

10πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž


After what happened to me last night, my whole body hurts!

A shout worthy phrase. Scream it loud in a busy public place when you want everyone to hush the heck up so you can be heard!

Peep 1: blah, blah, blah
Peep 2: WHAT?
Peep 1: meep, meep, bleh
Peep 2: STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU, WHAT??
Peep 1: AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT, MY WHOLE BODY HURTS!

*the room goes silent*

Peep 2: Woah I heard that.
Peep 1: Finally. *blush*

by eskimo kiss January 16, 2013

10πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž