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A condom, filled with methamphetamines, and any other recreational drugs found in the Arkansas River valley, used as a disciplinary device when the wife ruins dinner or doesn’t bring You a beer fast enough.
“Damn bro, cousin Beth smells like burnt hot dogs and has two black eyes…. Brad must’ve broke out the La Junta Lead Pipe”
The gayest child around she will never help u hahah
Chelsea Laing suck on big peens only xoxo
De la salle is an all boys private high school in Warren, Michigan. De la salle is the school where all the rich preppy boys who weren’t good enough to play sports at brother rice go to school. De la salle is known for shoving broom sticks up each others asses and liking men. Dls moto is “builder of boys, maker of racists”. They are widely hated for giving their sister school STD’s and getting no pussy.
Me: “Did you hear about what happened at de la salle high school?”
Friend: “What happened?”
Me: “All the boys got caught fucking broom sticks.”
Friend: “Not surprised.”
An explanation for any number of common scenarios, specifically in the format of "when..., Clair de la lune". Similar to "that's just how it goes" or "c'est la vie".
"when his nose is salty, Clair de la lune" or "when he asks for an intervention but she bites his finger instead, Clair de la lune"
Spanish slang ,for jack me off often used in a sexual act of having someone jack you off. Often used in a double meaning by referring to a males dick as a banana and the act of peeling the banana referring to how the person wants you to Jack said person off. “ Pélame la Banana” is also a song by an artist called the general where he tells Juna to peel his banana.
Juana Pélame La Banana
Juana Peel my Banana. (Juana Jack Me Off)
Sientate I Pélame la Banana
Sit down and peel my banana ( Sit down and jack me off)
a person, especially a police officer, whose occupation is to investigate and solve crimes, but had to suck a ridiculous amount of dick to get to their position.
Wow! Joel just became an LA Detective? I should buy him some mouthwash as a gift.