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Pleasing to the mouth. It's basically just a 360 back to regular candy.
Person 1: I love this candy, it's literally mouth candy!
Person 2: No shit?
A person who thinks they are better than everyone else. They think they deserve respect. They also think they know everything about you before they even know you :)
How’s that guy you dated?
Addison? Oh yeah, he’s a real cock mouth
When you go down on a girl with a full on 70's bush and get a mouth full of hair when trying to perform oral sex on her.
Walt: Hey Rick, how was your date with Betty last night?
Rick: Yeah, I went down on her and got the full mouth floss!
According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real
The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)
It is when you are so tired or drunk that you don't know what you are talking about and you are slurring your words.
Me: "You should take your shirt off, because you got too much pot on it."
Dude:"You should go to bed, because you got drunk mouth. And no one knows what you are talking about."
When you're just so shocked, you just stare wide-eyed & open-mouthed, like the Pokémon Magikarp
Jane was so stunned at what just happened, she had a Magikarp Mouth
When a nerd—not gender specific—goes down on you and it’s awesome after playing dungeons and dragons.
When a person is very good at using his or her mouth while speaking a wizard language
A person who can handle wizard sleeves like a champ
All the ladies call me a recreational mouth wizard
She called me a mouth wizard for handling her wizard sleeves