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The Superior peanut butter. Change my fucking mind
Person: I like crunchy peanut butter
Literally Everyone: You are a disappointment to society
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"Dude, do you have the farts or something? Keep it under the covers, I don't want a peanut butter and smelly."
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a dog who is always flicking its tongue like it is trying to lick peanut butter off a pussy
Giselle: Your dog looks like it has peanut butter tongue.
Bula: Yeah I havent had a man around for a while and Rocky loves peanut butter
When a person consumes 12 to 13 loaves of Entenmens all butter pound cake and a severe case of liquid sounding gurgle bursting flatulence ensues and lasts for several hours. The smell appears to linger much much longer than regular flatulence, has an almost intangible adherence to clothes and furniture. After a while the persons but cheeks develops a greasy or buttery like residue.
Fat ass Timmy got into the Entenmens last night and he’s now he’s got a ripe case of butter bubble farts !
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After pulling out and cumming on a girls stomach she reaches out pulls the man toward her and hugs the man like a koala bear making a belly butter sandwich.
I gave him that belly butter sandwich
After continual switching of pounding back and forth from the pussy and the anus while a girl is on her period, it leaves a redish brown substance in the area
Homegirl was on her period last night so I smashed both her holes and when I turned on the lights afterwards I noticed a grip of Crimson Truffle Butter all over her anus and pussy and even had some on my dick.
When one urinates into an Amish persons anal cavity
“Damn I love it when my Amish girl friend lets me make some of that Amish Moon Butter.”