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The inadvertent act of your phone typing gibberish while in your pocket. Can also happen with swipe text commonly these days.
Bro 1: "Big so if so just in da"
Bro 2: "Da fuck you on boi?"
Bro 1: Sorry man, pocket poetry"
A lizard that is a slizzard and it bites the males penis in half then the male lizard shares the half penis with his family
Hey mu lizard just had an Iowa hot pocket
A really funny insult to use when your in a non-serious argument. This phrase originated from Lila and Jenny’s creative imagination.
“Stfu you pocket rocket pussyfoot”
When you stuff a large, stout penis inside of a vagina that has been exposed to the Suns rays for over an hour.
Dude, it was so hot yesterday that me and my girlfriend made a hamburger hot pocket! Then she slapped me for finishing inside.
a person who is stingy or cheap; usually someone who has money
"It's never Jim's turn to pay, he must have a croc in his pocket."
It's like the friend zone but better. It's a list of friends you keep around for when the relationship doesn't work. You pick a friend to pursue a relationship with and continue adding on to the list for next time.
I'm going to put him in my platonic pocket just in case things don't work out.
The act of a tweaker emptying his or her pockets of its numerous contents when trying to find one paticular item. Similar to a tweaker bomb, this phenomena commonly happens on urban public transit during peak ride hours and may take up several seats.
Grandma had on the bus because some tweaker’s pocket chaos took up the last available seat.