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a dump so painful you food fight's back with a terd so enormous you feel like you are being stabbed when you shit
OMG that was a painful Samurai Poop took me 30 minutes
When you're trying to make a dookie discharge, But you're sitting there spitting and sputtering like a 63 Chevy on a cold start, When you inevitably launch your vessel from your dry dock , into the porcelain ocean to find that it does indeed float.
I thought I was going to be in there all day having gassy poops, but it was bon voyage and off to the high seas in a matter of 5 minutes.
I was at a concert and had to leave a piss, instead i had to duce and got caught Pooping a Keyhole.
taking a poop right before an exam to let out out stress
Hey are you ready for this final?
Yeah but I got to take a poop of peace first
A really comforting poop after that you don't have to wipe much or even not at all.
A: "I just had a golden poop, my day is saved."
B: "Nice, I just had one yesterday."
Mouth from which much garbage and trash talk is emitted
I told Geoff to shut his poop bugle before flies lay eggs in his mouth.
The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.
That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.