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The terribly embarrassing practice we've all done before, when, after pooping and realizing there is no toilet paper, you hop around out of the bathroom with your pants around your ankles, to the closet or nearest bathroom with toilet paper. Usually done with knees slightly bent so as to prevent your buttcheeks from closing and allowing the filth around your anus to smear to the buttcrack area. This is perhaps the most vulnerable state you'll ever be in, completely subject to the whims and ridicule of anybody that catches you doing it.
After the burrito I ate ended up violently evacuating out of my ass and into the toilet, I glanced over in horror to learn that there is no toilet paper left in the bathroom. Begrugingly, and believing nobody else to be awake at this hour, I decided to Poop Hop my way out of the bathroom, through the kitchen, and into the garage where a bale of toilet paper rolls lay. Having retrieved some without anybody seeing me and with minimum smearage, I began the return trip. I poop hopped all the way to the bathroom door, only to find my father-in-law inside brushing his teeth. Our eyes met, my pants around my ankles and my penis recoiling. We never made eye contact again.
When you poop and do not have to wipe (You must wipe once to find this out)
It's so fast when you have a money poop because you don't have to wipe
A regular corner but when you poop in it, it makes it a poop corner! Most people would say they like to eat anything but mainly popcorn in the poop corner!!
Sawyer: What are you doing Daisy?
Daisy: Just pooping and eating popcorn in the poop corner!
Sawyer: Sounds good!
A Pskov poop is when you afk, spin in spawn and take a shit at the same time
Me: I'm gonna go for a Pskov poop
Friend: Okay, I'll camp here *buys autosniper*
*gets easy ace*
Friend: ez
Three friends, named Lucy,Flynn and Sierra :)
“Oh man, that’s the gnarliest group of slimy poops I’ve ever seen”
A large bat made up of feces of the runny vampire variety, usually reddish brown in color and exist solely within the Pathfinder universe. The first noted example was discovered by a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"
"EEK"! "It's a Poop Bat, don't let it touch you or at least keep it off your skin".
-Shrieked a non-binary Dhampir named Sara "Without the H"
A new name for the bathroom!
I gotta go use the poop sanctum, be right back.