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The amount of tp or toilet paper squares you use to wipe you booty with.
Darn it, I am a punch of tp away from a clean bottom.
An average punch of tp is around 4-6 squares of tp.
Equivalent to around $10 - $13
something about a car seat
and maybe its headrest?
Will: you should stop punching mattresses.
Tounge punch the mudstar: To lick and dart your tounge to and in the asshole.
"Bend over and spread your cheeks , I wanna tounge punch your mudstar!"
"I wanna tounge punch your mudstar!"
Booty, Butthole, Asshole, Poopshoot, Tounge Punch the Mudstar
It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.
Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.
That Tropical Smoothie drink got her going fast. When you add strawberries to your bananas it has you feeling kinda Jetty.
That Tropical Smoothie Cafe Jetty Punch gets me going fast.
verb (used with object), Slang.
1. To strike someone in the genitals.
2. A punch in the dick.
First Person: "The next thing I knew she Kanye Punched me."
Second Person: "Kanye Punched?"
First Person: "Yeh, Kanye Punched. She punched me in the dick. Dick punch. Gedditt?"
A test for STD's not HIV/AIDS, a long q-tip looking thing is pushed up the hole at the tip of your penis and moved around, hurts alot, much like being punched in the stomach.
I banged a hooker, I have to go get whore punched now.
Jack-"Dude did you see that girl I slept with?"
James-"Yeah you might have something"
Jack-"NO, I don't wanna get whore punched to find out, I'd rather not know"