ka-slap-clap

noise made when two fat people have sex in space... or in zero gravity.... fat colliding with fat

ka-slap-clap!
ka-slap-clap!
* ok now i'm tired, i think i'll make a sandwitch.

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Slap 'n' Sniff

When a guy slaps you with his dick and then makes you smell it.

From by Louis C.K.'s 'Last Chance' video.

So then, we do the slap 'n' sniff, so he slaps me with his dick and I smell it. Then we do the swordfighting.

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Slap-Ass month

The month of October we’re anybody can slap anyone’s ass without consequences boy or girl

Did you hear it’s slap-ass month better watch out

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Spinning Cock-slap

Verb. A mid- air maneuver. To strike a person or an object with your erect penis whilst spinning in mid-air. Note: you must rotate a full 360% for it to be a full Spinning Cock-slap, otherwise it doesn't count. Think a Roundhouse kick, only with your penis. If you get hit with a
Spinning Cock-slap", you lose 20 "cool" points.
Not to be confused with the "Jumping Cock-Smash"
.

Mike used the "Spinning cock-slap" to knock the drink out of Tina's hand and spilled it all over her new blouse.

After Mike had sex with you Mother, he performed the "Spinning Cock-slap", and forcefully thumped her nose with his penis, she was most displeased.

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Slap A Zoe Day

May 6 is when u can officially slap a zoe (hatian) and they cannot do nothing back but take the hit

Me: What's today date??
Boy: May 6
Me: BOY O BOY TIME TO SLAP ME A ZOE SINCE ITS SLAP A ZOE DAY!!

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slap n tickle

basicly when someone goes to have sexual intercourse with someone

' wheres she goin?'
'oh ya know for a bit of slap n tickle'

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Slap Job

When a girl bitch slaps an erect penis to the point of ejaculation.

"I've been a bad boy, I'm in serious need of a slap job"

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