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A sloppy joe on a hotdog bun.
We've only got hotdog buns so I guess we're having sloppy johns tonight.
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When you pull your dick out of a vagina. Just after your post cum snooze. And it looks like that cucumber that you find in your salad drawer about 4 weeks after you bought it.
Sorry for dragging my sloppy cucumber across your leg. Here's a towel
Eating a large Mexican meal and engaging in anal sex before one has had a bathroom break.
Alphonoso knew Betty just ate that chimichanga, but she was giving up that ass. He was gonna have to risk that sloppy amigo....
When there is a smeared sloppy joe on someone's dick and the other person eats it off
Can I get a sloppy Joppy please
Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there
“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”
“You got an SJB from them?”
“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”
When one smacks his creamy erect penis in his or hers face then mistakenly jabs her in the eye with the tip of his giant cock while screaming swag!!
I mistakenly gave my girl a sloppy swaggy when I poked her in the eye with my giant horse meat while I proceeded to tell her how swag it was on the top of my lungs.
A big girl who loves getting fucked only second to eating.
Gosh, my old girlfriend has put on so much weight she is such a sloppy sow.