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When a man sits on his knees with a snorkelling mask on whilst a woman with diarrhea explodes all over his face
I feed her some spicy curry to get her ready to give me a sloppy mandy
When you’re fucking a shorty that’s tiny and she be hella naughty like a little sloppy puppy
“Damn bitch you little sloppy puppy”
When one smacks his creamy erect penis in his or hers face then mistakenly jabs her in the eye with the tip of his giant cock while screaming swag!!
I mistakenly gave my girl a sloppy swaggy when I poked her in the eye with my giant horse meat while I proceeded to tell her how swag it was on the top of my lungs.
A big girl who loves getting fucked only second to eating.
Gosh, my old girlfriend has put on so much weight she is such a sloppy sow.
when the women covers the man in syrup then proceeds to ride his cock
"yeah, I gave him the sloppy dildo last night"
When a man is enjoying oral pleasures from another man/woman, releases seaman into their mouth and proceeds to slap both cheeks at the same time, showering himself in his own seaman
"Gave my girl a sloppy Doris last night, it was so sloppy"
When your partner fills their anus with fluid and you proceed to use your penis as a plunger to get the fluid out of their rectum.
partner: babe will you help me get this water out of my ass
you: yes, it is time for reversed sloppy santa