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similar to fake it 'til you make it; the art of brown nosing, ass kissing, cozying up to and plain out and out sycophanting some one or some group until you score that desired prize, achieve that goal, realize that golden dream.
I so badly wanted to attend Harvard University that I got the Ivy League Directory, looked up Harvard grads living in my area, called several of them up, sweet talked my way into the life of the one most easily flattered by my egregious flattery, wined and dined him, ran all sorts of errands, and became, in effect, his kept boy. Upon his connections and letter of recommendation, I gained admission - whereupon I dropped his ass and never saw him again. Suck it 'til you fuck it !
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When your so mad at someone sucking one dick isnt enough. You want them to suffer
Debby: Hey eric go suck a bag of dicks you fudge fuck
Eric: Wow that really hurt my feelings
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She leaves you on open. You ask her why. She says, “sorry i suck at replying.” Just know she’s lying and just doesn’t want to talk to you.
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A side girl you frequently get mostly blow jobs from, that your friends and especially your family don't know about. A generally slutty girl, desperate for attention and acceptance, but will never get it. A yopper.
"Yo! I'm gunna go and hang out this my suck me up girl real quick, but I'll hit you up after. It shouldn't take too long."
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Tf2 is a reddtior
Tf2 fans are reddtior they dont respect minecraft or pvz they respect gacha only
Tf2 sucks
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Roughly translated as "Are you kidding me?" Best used when something unbelievable happens during a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.
*Randal Cunnigham is sacked, and fumbles the ball on the 1 yard line*
"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"
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after someone says something you didn't want to hear, or does something that pisses you off, say "suck my left one." of course for a guy its his left berry, for a girl, if anyone gets confused say, "nah ma, not testicles, my left BOOB!"
Amanda: "dude, you look mad dumb."
Sam: "Suck my left one!"
Amanda: "Huh?"
Sam: "Nah ma, not testicles, my left BOOB!"
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