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Cringeprince of /r/fnafcringe:
A racist, foul-mouthed, homophobic, idiotic 11 (12 now) year old boy from 2015-2016 who says fuck, shit, and nigger a lot, thinks that Minecraft was the first 3D game ever made because of its pixelated visuals, that The Legend of Zelda and My Little Pony are ripoffs of Minecraft because in Zelda, you use a sword and explore, and My Little Pony because he saw a pickaxe in some fanart. He also plays Five Nights at Freddy's and Undertale, has a Windows XP computer pumped full of viruses (Bonzibuddy, desktop strippers, useless toolbars, etc). He made an animated (MSPaint slideshow) series about him wanting to kill his history teacher because he gave him an F. This got him grounded and his first channel deleted.
He even said that his penis is a millimeter long in one of his qna's. He also jacks off to Chica, one of the animatronics in Five Nights at Freddy's.
History Teacher: Please don't kill me, I have a lot to live for. I have a wife and kids.
Super Minecraft Kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NIGGER! FUCKING I HATE FOR GIVING ME AN F ON MY FUCKING TEST, WHAT THE FUCK!!
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When a woman hangs from a spinning ceiling fan while urinating.
Sammy was bored one day so she decided to give my room the old Armenian Super Soaker.
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A small town, on the south-west coast of the UK, Which has a small beach which has black water.
Supposed tourist attraction, but theres nothing there except the black sea.
"Im going on holiday to Weston-super-Mare"
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oops, in reference to my last definition of super furry animals, i meant Happy Tree Friends.
Sorry about that. Its sick that acrtoon, but amazingly addictive.
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Acknowledging that people who are “super straight” are just transphobic and using their cis privilege to bring minorities down.
Guy 1: I hate transgenders and I hope they get killed.
Guy 2: That’s extremely transphobic
Guy 1: Nope i’m 🟧⬛️ Don’t be anti Super straight, homophobe
Guy 2: Grindr logo?
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When you have sex and use two condoms.
We're just hookin' up; in fact we keep it super platonic.
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coming from the word coolie with super added to give it more impact. It is the exclaimed form of coolie. its backround is young teens primarily 13-16. Used in a excited mood, or too express happiness, or how cool something is, but saying that nothing else could ever, ever, compare.
"DUDE! That board is super coolie! Where'd u get it!?" OR, "Oh my god, i was just walking around when i saw some girl, she was super coolie." OR, man that cd is so great, its Super coolie! OR as an adjective, "how was your day?" "My day was fun, it was super coolie!" OR "Im so super coolie"
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