I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds

Come on, she is my best fwend!!!

The bad excuse to talk to your fwend in cass

Come on, I haven't talked to her in like 30 seconds

Talking to uncle Barry

After having been on the lash or as over 30's call it 'a night out' most people wana throw up. The moment where you feel the need to talk to Uncle Barry will eventually hit you. It is the moment at which you start throwing up down the toilet.

Example 1,
Person 1: Should we help Mackie out he looks kinda rough?!
Person 2: Na it’s OK he’s just having a chat with Uncle Barry.

Example 2,
Goin out on the lash tonight, hope I don’t end up talking to Uncle Barry!

Bed talk

Two dudes talking while leaning against a truck bed, or while sitting on tailgate.

"How many beer cans do you think will fit in here?" "That's some bed talk bruh"

look who's talking

something you say to call out a hypocrite in a conversation

I would never cheat with you
Oh look who's talking! I saw you bang Cornelius the other night

Dry talk

Someone that's speaking with a sore throat. Usually happens around the Flu season. That individual may have a stuffed nose that pitches the way they talk.

1 : I'm assuming you're severely ill.
2 : How could you tell?
1 : The dry talking.

Chore talk

Talking while doing chores which makes it much easier, faster, and less boring

I'm chore talking while doing chores.

national ask the girl you've been talking to for months

ask the girl you have been talking to for months to secure that deal
get that girl and make it official

hey, did you hear? its national ask the girl you've been talking to for months.
It is? no way. I'm about to make it official.