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When after a long hot round of anal sex the man eats the girls ass out. Her Ass hole should be a sloppy loose mess.
Scotty that dirty bastard he gave that fat bitch a hot turner last night
A term often used at UVM (Burlington, VT). “UVM hot” refers to when an attractive women lowers her standards to accommodate the men standards in Burlington. With more women than men on campus, there’s bound to be an uneven divide. All the sudden the homeless looking men are solid options. Out of those options, many of these men are gay, bi, or somewhere in between, leaving you with a resounding small pool of potential picks. Prior to being at uvm, these people might’ve not seemed attractive to you, but now are. This dissolution will grow through the 4 years of attending this “stuck-in-the-70s-skier-crunchy-raggy-crusty-earthy-pseudo-hippie” school/city. Why is Bernie attractive all the sudden? It’s because he’s UVM hot.
Oh the burnout smoking a cig on a porch next to his skateboard? UVM hot.
Synonyms for “UVM hot”:
“He composts”
“Not actually attractive but you’re blinded by the shitty options”
“Smells like weed and moles”
“Real-world ugly”
“I don’t know what I was thinking”
“Looks good only with ski goggles, helmet and snow pants on”
Katie: “Hey girl I need your opinion on this guy. Is he actually hot or is he UVM hot?”
Paige: “definitely UVM hot but honestly can’t tell the difference anymore”
Samantha: “I’m questioning if I should just turn lesbian at this point.”
Georgia: “That would definitely better your chances of not being single”
A fake perception of hot, personified by anorexia and mystic tan. Buried under inches of foundation, her 'Forever 21' attire makes her a sexual chameleon to the untrained eye.
I was crusin' the Jersey Shore, and the place was polluted by turbo hot hosehounds. Not even after a few bronsons would I stick that female fredo.
A Clothing Store.
I personally don't buy clothes, I inherit them.
Looky there, it's a store with clothes in it, maybe they want to sell me some clothes, let me go check it out.
a store which is found in many malls, it tends to the more popular side of everything mass producing things like red& black and full metal alchemist. hot topic is known for it's band shirts and baggy pants, as well as high prices. as well as clothing hot topic sells merchindise and cosmetics such as hair dyes.
dude: "hey let's go check out hot topic"
me: "dude, dont you know that everything in there is overpriced and over merchendised?"
Well, yes it is a store. A chain store no less. But from what other store can you buy "punk" and/or "goth" styled clothing. there aren't too many choices to my knowledge. And where I live it is the only option. No, shopping there doesn't more or less make you different from everyone else, but seriously how many people of this generation of America are going to sit down and craft there own clothing; Not too many. (other than my self whom is a fashion Design major, and various people who are freaks like my self, Good for you to those of whom do)
You got to give credit to the company though for cashing in on the style and marketing it. Who ever is sitting in with the company has got a small fortune going on. This also falls with the fact that they are the only real chain "goth/punk" store they don't have competitors so they can charge as much as they want. I will admit though, they are horrendously over priced. I work for an independent company and we have accounts with some of the same product companies Hot Topic buys from, and they making something like a 60% profit from the original whole sale price. Which is absolutely disgusting, if not ludicrous
I some times like to wander though Hot Topic and comment on how I can make the same stupid products 7 bucks (or something)and make it look better no less.
In the act of the hot canary a cigarette lighter or any flaming implement is placed under the recipient male's testicles, whilst a blowjob is administered by the opposite party. The recipient flaps his arms imitating a bird throughout. This act has resulted in many sexual accidents, including in one case, baldness.
You know Ian? I've heard he likes to do the hot canary....