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National Ethan Williams day is a day we celebrate the birth of our second child of god Ethan Williams the day is November 25th. In this day we normally shower Ethan in gifts and ravioli because that shits fire, we celebrate Ethan Williams because he is one of the smartest, funniest, big dickest and must attractive man Of our generation. And he also heir to the thrown of England and Ethiopia (his own country) here’s a quote from this fine young man “ if it flys it’s floats” many great philosopher talk about Ethan Williams and how he single handily took down all of the nazi and became a hero of the Jews. So each year grab your ravioli and money and give it all to Ethan Williams have a wonderful national Ethan Williams day
On national Ethan Williams day I became broke
On April 25th You can sit on anyone lap for the day
Me: Why you sitting on his or her lap
Be: It’s national sit on lap day
So just grab sophia on October 31st and throw her!
Yo, are you participating in national throw sophia day?
National Kiss a Cadet Day is a day where a cadet from any US service academy is required to receive a kiss from their current or potential significant other. This day may change based upon the needs of individual cadets.
"Hey did you hear it's National Kiss a Cadet Day tomorrow?"
"Oh really? I guess I'll have to come find you tomorrow then ;)"
National Fuck Josh Day or September 10th is the day where no matter what you have to fuck a guy named Josh or Joshua
Guy 1: Hey man guess what day it is!
Josh: September 10th?
Guy 2: NATIONAL FUCK JOSH DAY BRO!!!
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The day where you celebrate you and your favorite persons relationship is July 14
Happy national favorite person day!
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just shut up, it’s not a thing. stop trying to touch that person with a stupid “national day” excuse.
predator- Umm, *googles* its national sexual assault day! I have to sexually assault you.
person- shut up, you don’t touch me no matter what you psycho pathetic predator. I will break ur jaw if u get one more step near me.
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