Receiving oral sex from someone while on the toilet, while you take a nasty dump, jizzing in the toilet, and taking the person by the back of their head and putting it in the toilet. Proceeding to then flush the toilet.
Dude, me and my boy gave maria's mom the biggest oatmeal creme pie last night.
3π 25π
The act of vomiting onto a sexual partner's penis and then promptly mounting and riding it.
Joe: Dude, that blind date you set me up with was kinky.
James: How?
Joe: She gave me a Lithuanian mountain pie smash on her own.
14π 19π
To say βGoodbyeβ among friends or βI love youβ to someone who you are starting to date without actually saying those three words of commitment or just not to be cheese.
Note: This needs to be used between two people. One saying pie and the other cake.
Piece of Pie/Piece of Cake
Amanda: Girl, you got this! I gotta take this call. Piece of Pie!
Andrea: You are the best. Piece of cake!
3π 2π
A vile sexual act where you take a dump on the floor and smear your buttocks on the steaming pile of fecal matter before sitting on your partner's face.
"Fefe, I gave the Hoboken Chocolate Cream Pie to that girl from district the other day."
4π 1π
Biggest fucking pussy pussy you ever did fucking see. Like Itβs stank hits like 18 wheels of steel matted down I5 like nobodies business into the donut shop if there was one... you see now thatβs a Menlo Park Muff Pie
About the size of a city you forget exists
Austin: βYou want a Menlo Park Muff Pie?β
Lucas: βWhat?β
Austin: ...
Lucas: β You fucking drugga
2π 1π
This is when you are flirting with the opposite sex and you want to get their attention to have a bang, you say "hey, fancy a piece of my pie? Its moist and delicious".
"hey, fancy a piece of my pie? Its moist and delicious".
2π 1π
When u have sex with a girl and she squirts into a tube then the guy jizzes in a tube and then u add vodka too it and they both drink it
Belgian cream pie with your R I N A M A N G I N E L L I mom
2π 5π