air time

the amount of time in the air whilst doing any activity - usually of the sporting variety, like windsurfing / snowboarding / skateboarding / free running etc

"Dude, that was some krazee air time!" (when talking about a big jump off a wave when windsurfing)

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time in a bottle

The span of time that one has no recollection of while engaged in an alcoholic blackout.

Yeah, I beat that bitch down, but I was spending time in a bottle, so it aint like I'm responsible for doing it or anything.

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time to float

etymology: Originally coined by IT, the murderous clown in the Stephen King novel released 1986.
Descriptive Action Phrase used to described a stimulative activity that brings an adrenaline rush, taking humans to a higher state of consciousness.

Example: Smoking weed, fucking, streaking, getting high, sky-diving etc.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Did you bring some bud?
Guy 2: Yep... Time to float bro.

Example 2:
GF: *walks in naked*

BF: holy sh-
GF: Time to float, daddy..
BF: Hell fuckin yea..

Example 3:

Paratroopers: *Strap on parachutes*
Drill Sergeant: TIME TO FLOAT, BITCHES!!
Paratroopers: SIR, YES SIR!! *Everyone jumps*

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No time on the Stove

One whomst spend no time on that stove

Jacob spends no time on the stove

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terrible time

What nightmares are made of.

oh noes, it's terrible time!

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Mar time

Mar time , a predictive text misspelling of nap; to have an afternoon rest, a sleep in the afternoon.

M = my A = afternoon R = rest (coincidentally)

I am so tired, I need mar time before I have to start the dinner.

You look exhausted, go get some mar time, I will get the kids from school.

If I don't get some mar time I will never stay awake this evening at the party.

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pocket time

The time it takes for a hot pocket to finish cooking in the microwave...usually 2 minutes.

Jimmy said he'd be back in pocket time, but it's already been 5 minutes.

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