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Porn that features the male punching their partner in the gut while yelling "FALCON PUNCH" immediately after orgasming inside their partner in any way.
I totally FaP'ed that chick last night -- she started gagging and freaking out all over the place.
I watched some Falcon Punch Porn (FaP) the other day... it was sick and the chick kept throwing up.
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the question that i ask everyone, and it got my crush to hate me...
Me: hey whats your favorite porn category
My crush: WHAT!?
It is a very nice thing when your jacking and whacking your cock
Me: hey mom, want to watch some black midget furry fortnite porn?
Mom: yes honey I’ll be there in a second
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(1) Participating in a SERIOUS organic-eating lifestyle with a partner, then later discovering that this partner is looking at "airbrushed" online or print pornography stuff outside of your relationship.
(2) A "sweet" looking female with huge boobage that visually inspires men to think about porn.
"I went online, and caught my supposedly organic boyfriend looking at High Fructose Porn Syrup!"
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A form of sex that involves two alaskan chicks ficking eachother with a ice cone shaped as a dildo! This helps one ascend humanity and eventyally transcend into an evolution into a chicken.
P1:Hey NiBBa what's up!
P2:Nothing much, just watching some ALASKAN LESBIAN CHICKEN PORN!
P1:Damn, I've heard of that thing! Are they evolving?
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This guy is super hot with a huge dong. He is amazing with women and has gorgeous eyes. I decided to make a word for him on UD because he is so super cool. I rode him and he pounded my ass last night. I came 3 times.
Every girl would be lucky to have a hot studly porn muffin.
Hot Studly Porn Muffin guys get to pound really hot chicks.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS
I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf
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