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When a young man is seduced by an old woman, and the man slips his unit into her pussy to find out that she hasn't been used in years. Glaciers of iced cum has cemented the inside of her vagina.
" Fernando loved my grandma, and didn't know what he was getting into. My grandma Wet Polar beared Fernando into a cold sensation."
the act of putting your finger in your ear and placing in ones mouth
Ive never even heard of the reversed wet willy..that was disgusting! We're not friends anymore
Bland; boring; monotoned; white caucaudacity ; people who are named Marie are like this.
Marie is so aggravating. Her personality is like a wet piece of wood
When you have a raw asshole or you're just environmental so you fold some TP over 3 times and put a little spittle on it to wipe your ass with a moist cloth rather than raw TP.
Wet wives clog the drains, even the flushable ones, so I use the ghetto wet wipe.
The act of licking your long shlong and repeatedly shoving it in the guy/girl/dog/cat/or whatever kinky shit your into's ear.
I'm gonna shove my dick in your ear and give you an ultra wet willy.
When you lube up a bird and you put it up your butthole and wiggle it around it
Yo guys did you hear a kid just did a big wet bird.
Sticking a finger that's been dipped in water into someone's ear.
Guy 1: "Why would you give me a wet Willy if you knew I'm vegan??"
Guy 2: "It's good man, it was a vegan wet willy. No animal products used."