1) Heterosexual.
2) (only if you're a male) A valid excuse not to suck a dick.
Example 1)
Guy 1: "I'm straight."
Example 2)
Guy 1: "Wanna suck my dick?"
Guy 2: "NO! I'm straight! That's why!"
Slang term referring to heterosexual used to be offensive or extremely rude
Porneleis was called straight for saying the n word in front of his kids
Have you ever met a guy that claims to be straight but acts super gay?? That's a straight-y!
"Omg, the straight-ys think they're everything."
"I'm not gay," they say!
A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.
I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.
If u search this u and ur name is jonas u are gay
That u are gay becuse u searched "a Straight jonas "
A side of tiktok which includes bad dancing, pretty privilege, homophobia, terrible couple pranks, and overall cringiness. Usually the default settings of people reside here but any sexuality can be on straight tiktok.
I accidentally got onto straight tiktok the other day. Worst experience ever.
The best and superior side of TikTok. Where all the unproblematic people reside. Everyone in straight TikTok supports the right things and can take a joke.
Dan: Are you on straight tiktok or alt tiktok?
Kenny: Straight duhh, that's the best side
Dan: good