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you are into hockey boys
she has 3 fingers up she’s into hockey boys
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a stan twitter gc that is full of furries and furphobes. there are multiple strong larries and directioners in the gc. they think everyone should TPWK.
the furries 3 lyfe gc is kinda embarrassing tbh
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The reason youll probably be buying a 3-D t.v. Will also lead to less men cheating on there wives and more time in their den.
Best Buy ad: Now only at best buy. New Samsung Full 1080P 3-D T.V. with new features such as 3-D movies, shows, and now 3-D pornography
Man: Hey babe, instead of this whole wedding thing, why dont we get a new t.v.
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3 eyed cry (or three eyed cry) is the name given to a male who is having a wank at the same time is crying his heart out.
The 3 eyes refer to the 2 "actual" eyes and the penis eye- where spunk comes out. This cleverly ties in with the fact that all 3 eyes produce a fluid- whether it be tears or spunk.
It usually takes place when a man is upset and proceeds to cry.. but comforts himself with a wank (whilst still crying obvs)
John 1: "OMG... how bad can this day get?"
John 2: "Whadup bro?"
John 1: "I just fell off my BMX and got a splinter in my pinkie"
John 2: "Hahah chode!"
John 1: "Im off for a 3 eyed cry. Sob"
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a 3 pair clique is where there is a group that consists of 3 boys and 3 girls and the hand symbol for that is a peace sign with the pinky up, your group is automatically so keewwwwlllll
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Someone with a major short person inferiority complex. Think Napoleon. This is usually someone who works in a chop shop, online porn or a stock pump it and dump it establishment. This person usually yells and runs around and might be known to jump on top of desks and scream about nothing to speak of. They might be rude to clients that pay them. This person likely does not have an email address nor knows how to search the web. Their cell phone is the size of a backpack or a phone booth. These are the Bud Light Bar Fleas, screwed because they have nothing much upstairs and not much to stand on besides a pair of Kenneth Cole shoes with lifts and Rogaine in the brain. Their devious nature gets them somewhere, but it's usually pretty shady and rat infested.
I just got my ass chewed by my 3 Feet of Heat boss. He has no idea that I am getting promoted over him and that he will be stuck in middle management for the rest of his life, or until he gets fired next week for using the company card at the strip joint during lunch. Hey, there are bigger chop shop and call centers right around the bend.
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a guy who can't sustain sex for longer than three measly thrusts
Last night, sex with Ted was unexpectedly good. He ain't no 3 pump chump.
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