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chris is gay, so henceforth use it when mentioning a gay person.
terrible at modern warfare im tired of carrying this fucking pile of shit he can barely get one kill hes literal dogshit he thinks hes better than me but i can beat him 200-0 in a sniper 1v1 without trying while hes literally cheating im telling you man this guy is dogshit never play with anyone named chris unless you're ready to carry an absolute sack of shit
A fucking chad legend. Hurt his pineapples or his dog and you die.
Bro fuck why can't I be as cool as Chris?
Has a limp dick .
Chris has such a limp dick he would fuck his pucker hole but his dick is to small.
Weed. Marijuana. That zaza. That loud. The sticky icky. The pack. Cannabis.
(Interchangeable, multipurpose word for; noun: weed, noun: weed plug, verb: to smoke weed)
“Yo, Plugmaster Chris, you got any Chris?”
“Sure thing. You keen for a Chris?”
“Hell yes because I love Chris.”
Biggest player alive. Gets alll the gorls. Chrises will normally have their first kiss when they are out of the wound and will lose their v card at the raw age of 6. Has had over 50 gorlfriends. Russian boy. Dislexic, Illiterate and has severe ADHD. Loves to race the gorl of his dreams.
"Whos that russian kid sitting on a pile of women"
"Oh you dont know him? It's just Chris doing his routine"