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The one guy you can count on to make the worst joke or quip at the right time. While dads may not realize it either, they usually tell the same joke many times without noticing it, subsequently causing their kids (who have to put up with them) to have to laugh awkwardly. They are also usually seen spending way too much time on their phones or iPads playing games like Clash of Clans and Pokemon Go, never missing a war day or Pokestop no matter the situation. While dads may not always know what exactly is going on, or think everything through, they mean well and can give priceless life advice. Happy Father's Day, we love you.
Dad I'm horribly nauseous.
Hi horribly nauseous! I'm dad.
What you call someone who makes you with their cock.
That's my dad you know... He made me with his cock.
The person everybody is supposed to have in life but loses to a gallon of milk and a prostitute.
I aint seen my dad in 16 years fuck that bitch.