Scuffs on my beans

When a country rap artist named katie noel does not know how to rap

Bro did you know katie noel has a song that says scuffs on my BEANS!?!? and one named dog beers?!?!

Salty bean fart

A particular stench of fart that another conjures in their head, pretending that they can smell the fart.

Eughh. Oh god. Right there, that was a salty bean fart.

Leon my bean

So it may have been taken down now but on the 6th of April 2023 I wrote about my then boyfriend leon I loved leon but the sunset is beautiful isn't it? Why did it have to be this way I don't know but I wish I was a better person and that I could let go of my emotions. I don't know if he ever loved me but we were together from 27/03/23 - 27/05/23 (UK system) it's been 25 days since "the end" and each day I've thought about him, it's been in a way a quick 25 days because even though we were together from winter to the early summer that time felt longer than now due to the fact I didn't stop missing him when he wasn't around.
P. S: I still miss him and I wait for him but I've had to come to terms with the fact I've spent so long on a losing game.

I guess I've gone from saying Leon my bean to,

I lost my bean.

Baked bean girl

-A girl who just looks like she would eat baked beans

"Jules is such a baked bean girl, you know what I mean"
"yeah man, I totally get you"

It's all beans and sausage

Everything is going well

Hey dude, how you doin.

it's all beans and sausage

Cool Pepe Beans

The rarest beans from the most dangerous frog in the world.
Can be acquired by smacking Pepe the bean god with your longdongshlong

You:"*smacks Pepe with a longdongshlong and proceeds to curse him* - Gimme gimme gimme a bean of the midnight
Pepe:"You took all of my beans nigga!"
You:"Go sit and die now, worthless frog, and now, im eating the Cool Pepe Beans"

Chili Bean bomb

A collective thought, a cleansing of our beastly idiocracy.
Chili bean bomb is all, and all is Chili bean bomb

"Honey, bring out the fine china, we're praying to Chili bean bomb todady!
"GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES, AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE CHILI BEAN BOMB"
"Never forgot, for our prayers will be listed, our wish will be granted, as Chili bean bomb is all forgiving!"