Chokey pokey bum wank

Self masterbation (usually male) performed simultaniously whilst inserting a finger into the anus and asphixiating ones self, but not beyond the point of passing out. Only enough to reduce the amount of blood flow to the brain so that it is directed towards the penis for a more intense wank.

Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!

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East Cutty Bum Fuck

A place far away

Gee, it took you long enough to drive there and back, where'd you go, East Cutty Bum Fuck?

Dim-Sum Bum

Asian Booty - Dim sum bum refers to an asian female, one of which that you are planning to have intercourse with.

"Hey Braheem, hows it going with the ladies?" - Shadi

"Not bad bro, but my school is mostly asians" - Abraham

"Nothing wrong with that, gotta get some dim-sum bum" - Shadi

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hows your bum for grubs

how are you? or what's been happening? good ol' fashioned aussie slang.

as a "very" informal greeting "hows your bum for grubs?

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Up the bum, no harm done

An expression conveying the convenience and lack of danger in conceiving children in Anal Intercourse

Man 1: I didn't want to get her pregnant, so I did her up her rear end!
Man 2: You know what they say: "Up the bum, no harm done!"

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I Saw My Bum

A Liverpool expression meaning you are really annoyed by something.

I lost my car keys yesterday, I saw my bum!

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Bullet Hole Bum Fuck

A Bullet Hole Bum Fuck is where a person shoots another person with a gun, and then fucks the corpse in the bullet hole.

PJ: "Hey Joey, did you see that story on the news last night?"

Joey: "Nope, what was it about?"

PJ: "This crazy ass old man shot another guy in the head, then fucked him in the bullet hole!"

Joey: "HOLY SHIT! that is crazy!"

PJ: "Your damn right it is!"

Joey: "Now that's what you call a Bullet Hole Bum Fuck."

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