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Strawberries and Cream

When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!

Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.

Emma: This is why I love you

Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?

by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020

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strawberries and cream

The action of spanking her so hard her ass turns glowing red, and then finishing on her ass. it is the mix of this vibrant red and clean white that makes the term "strawberries and cream"

dude 1: bro me and my girl made strawberries and cream last night
dude 2: nice bro, up top *high five*

by 477 April 8, 2021


Nasal Cream

Fetish where a man ejaculates into a persons nostril.

My nostrils sting because of that Nasal Cream he gave me last night.

by Dan&Glacombs May 8, 2018


Nasal Cream

A type of cream for your nosetrils that is meant to be soothing
WARNING: Nasal Cream can cause pain in one's small intestine.

I do not like Nasal Cream because it hurts my small intestine

by The pigeon of doom June 5, 2020


soften your cream cheese

Masturbation of the female

Let me soften your cream cheese girl

by $crubstitute January 25, 2016


Candle cream

Sperm which is shot directly into a vagina without leakage

“He just candle creamed I think I’m pregnant

by Applebottomtop November 6, 2022


cream dinner

A plate of seman

"I'm ganna give her a cream dinner tonight!"

by immunesafe November 5, 2013