a man who will yell at you in valorant
"STFU YOURE BOTTOM FRAGGING NEVER PLAY REYNA EVER AGAIN"
"dude that guy is such a david"
A guy with a humongous dick. Penis the size of Jupiter and bangs any mom in sight. A try fucking legend
Hey Sam, David really is the guy I want to be like.
The one who takes all of your gold and purple weapons when you die, because all he has are grey ones.
I died and this guy came up and went full David on all my loot.
A very annoying kid that lives off genshin impact and takes pictures of everything they see.
Be warned of Davids. They will sell your toe pics.
"Hi david how are you" -david's girlfriend
"I'm good can I take pictures of you" -david
"No that's weird" -david's girlfriend
"Please, I need more toe pics" -david
"No, we're breaking up" - david's girlfriend
David is the type of guy that you’ll feel coming from a mile away. He’s so fat that he has to order custom made clothes. Besides this David is a pretty cool guy.
Bro your so fat, don’t be a “David”