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Term used to supress desire when it would otherwise be impossible to fornicate.
Rusty texted Sophie, "Dead puppies and wilted flowers" to let her know he was wishing he could have her - even though they were each at work.
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"bruh I heard your house burned down"
"yea dude I was taking a shit"
"damn bro you were balls deep in a dead penguin "
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The kind of Asian who does what their parents wanted (good grades, degree in lucrative field, lifestyle that pleases them) so they have no passion for life because they see it as a checklist. Can be applied to younger people but mostly to adults.
Kyle is such an ADI (Asian Dead Inside) , he was such a boring date despite having traveled and seeming adventurous.
Just being Russian during WWI and remembering that poison gas is gay
Dimitri : Blyat i trough i will be gassed by Hans yesterday
Sacha : AND THAT WHEN THE DEAD MEN ARE MARCHING AGAIN
When both partners of a relationship have been fixed and can't get pregnant. The male has had a vasectomy and the female her tubes tied or a hysterectomy. The male therefore does not have sperm in his ejaculate and the female no way to deliver an egg to be impregnated.
Female 1: "The sex with Joe was great last night. I love not using a condom."
Female 2: "Hey aren't you guys afraid you'll get pregnant?"
Female1: "We're both fixed. He's shooting blanks into a dead end!"
A man who got with a woman who had children to a previous relationship. The previous father is usually a dead beat or absent. He gets the kids to love him and call him dad. Then leaves their mother and decides the kids aren't his problem anymore.
"wow he is a real dead beat step dad, married her, got the kids to love him, he then left and now won't see the kids at all"
A fantasy band made up of Andy Biersack, Vikki Swink, Matt Good, and Vanessa James.
Andy is from Black Veil Brides and has done side projects like Average Joe and the Chance & Andy show.
Vikki is from soEmo.uk.co, is a Gore Site Model in training, and has competed in one NAM.
Matt Good is from Kit Fysto, with past bands Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows and From First to Last.
Vanessa James is the owner of Sugarfix Clothing, appearing in a wide range of music videos and Transformers 2.
Jake: Always Asleep Never Dead can never be a real band because of the contract Matt Good had to sign when he was in D.R.U.G.S.
Melissa: I know.. sucks for them!
Jake: It's all Craig Owens fault