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A May-December Romance is an instance of the romantic involvement of two parties between whom there is a considerable age difference, often because one individual has an ulterior motive, such as money, status, etc.
The reasoning behind this designation is that while one person is young and in the "Spring" of his or her life (thus, "May"), the other is in "Winter" (ergo, "December").
However, there are many instances, as in the case of my own clandestine affair with the most wonderful woman in the world, where the age difference is either inconsequential or isn't even a considerable enough gap to constitute a May-December Romance.
Anna Nicole Smith and the late oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II - There hasn't been this much gold-digging since 1849.
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore - This would be the "etc." I suppose... Something just isn't right... o_O.
Me and Her - She's only four and a half months older than me, but I suppose I just like the scandal that comes with calling it a May-December Romance. =D. Oh and it's not really clandestine anymore. I just persist to call it that for the same reason.
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on that day 2020 you have to shout jumanji to get out if this game (year)
Person 1:come let's shout jumanji
Person 2:But why-
Person 1:to get out of this game cause it's 31 december 2020
Person 2:But this is not a game
Person 1:but it was a horrible year
Person 2:your right in 3 2 2..
Person 1 & 2:JUMANJI
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Redemption for people who failed No Nut November. Same rules just for whole December.
Bruv you passed NNN?
No, I'm gonna try again during Don't Diddle December
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The month following no nut november, dedicated to beating your meat at least twice a day.
Jones: Hey bro I heard you survived no nut november
Yao: Yeah dawg it was tough, can't wait to get started on dicks out december
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If you know a dominic you must have sex with him at least once in the month of December of course no incest and you have to make sure he cums
It’s fuck dom December ...I’m bout ta go get me some diick!
Omg I’m coming with you
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Kick nuts december, is the month where girls can kick and/or hit another guys nuts, as a revenge for “slap ass october” and “grab ass november”
So girls get ready, and guys watch out ((:
A Girl kicks a guy in the nuts, but he can’t do anything about it. Kick nuts december has a rule, where the guy cant do anything about it
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The day retards will commit suicide because they thought the world would end since an ass named Nostradamus said so over 3000 years ago. You have permission to go to Walmart and scream I told you so into the faces of children.
Mark: Hey Lloyd! Did you know the world is going to end tomorrow?
Lloyd: No, fuck that shit, me and Veronica are going to go to six flags.
Mark: The end is near, Lloyd! You'll be sorry!
----Tomorrow----
~Somewhere in an underground bunker~
Mark: T-they're wrong.I-I'll be the only one.
~Somewhere at Six Flags~
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie, the world didn't end, wanna make out?
Veronica: Sure Lloyd!
*They do so*
---- December 22, 2012 ----
Lloyd: Hey Ronnie,
Veronica: Huh Lloyd?
Lloyd: Wanna Shout I told you so into the faces of children?
Veronica: I'm up for it if you are!
~Later~
Mark Baxter was never seen again.
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