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Nick the Donkey

A feeling of sadness and/or despair due to heartbreak.

I don't know what to say. The electrician we hired is like Nick the Donkey after losing his cat.

by HeIsn'tGettingBetter September 12, 2022


coffee donkey

An under-appreciated barista who has to deal with screaming, entitled Karens all day about over-complicated coffee orders.

Made popular by the first episode of the FOX TV series, Scream Queens

"My buddy Joe works as a coffee donkey at Starbucks. I feel bad for him."

by horsetigerelephant October 30, 2021


Pepper Donkey

One of the cutest donkeys known to the golden gates, occasionally wears a fancy hat and is known to to be adorable, fluffy ears and a popular person, pretty cool right? Known to like meese

Have u seen pepper donkey lately? Its his time for :pencil:

by Haz098222 October 28, 2022


everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.

Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.

by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021


rubber donkey

When you put a condom on a donkey then you fuck it

Elle really wanted to rubber donkey on Christmas Eve

by Bigdirtyhairysancez666 September 5, 2015


Golden Donkey

The opposite of aa catfish. Better than their profile led to believe. Ass of gold.

The guy I matches with on Tinder was a total golden donkey.

by Stumpy & Friends March 4, 2023


factual donkey

A smart donkey

Omg! You are so smart, like a factual donkey.

by Factual donkey April 11, 2024